Car game

Dominic: "What has ears but can't hear?"
Kids in unison: "Corn!"
Dominic: "What has eyes but can't see?"
Benjamin: "Blind people!"
Dominic: "Well, yeah, but I was thinking of potatoes."
Benjamin: "But blind people makes more sense. I mean, potatoes can't even blink."

Revenge

For the full year that Rachel had to sit in a rear-facing car seat, Elisa would reach over with her foot and kick her. Now they are both in forward-facing car seats and Lisy has stopped kicking her sister.

Today Elisa fell asleep in her car seat. I heard a strange thumping noise coming from behind me. When I looked back to investigate, I started laughing. Rachel had taken off her shoe and was using it to hit the sleeping Lisy in the head!

Lisy didn't wake up until we got home, and Rachel was pleased as punch until I took away her shoe.

Eat my sock

What?

"Eat. My. Sock," Lisy slowly repeated for me.

So I turned around in the car and saw that Lisy had taken off her shoes and had managed to get her foot up on Rachel's carseat, practically in her face. Rachel thought it was funny and tried to bite Lisy's foot - she couldn't quite reach it, and everyone laughed.

-MR