Removable Belly Button

Rachel pointed to her belly button and said, "I have my belly button on."
"Did you take it off?" I asked.
"Yes," she replied matter-of-factly.
"How?" inquiring minds want to know.
"My towel."
Wow. I didn't realize our towels were that abrasive! Time for new towels.

St. Patrick's Day to a 2-year-old

Rachel: "Yay! I love St. Patrick's day," and started dancing.
Me: "What does St. Patrick's day mean to you?"
Rachel: "We make green pancakes!"

A Good Example of Lisy

Background:
*Lisy likes to dance in front of the t.v., which is like a giant mirror.
*She can't sit through a full meal (I see an ADHD diagnosis in her future).
*Tonight's dinner was a tomato-based soup. I told her to be careful not to spill her soup, because it would stain her shirt. She took her shirt off.

What came out of my mouth:
"Lisy! Stop dancing naked in front of the t.v., and go eat your dinner!"