The Hilarious Twos

I heard laughing behind me in the car. So I glance back and see Makayla laughing because Rachel is licking her foot.

"Rachel! Stop licking Makayla's foot! I don't care if she likes it, stop licking her foot. Now put her foot down. Dooowwn. Good."

Rachel talking to the "zeba."

"Daddy, this doesn't scare you."
"No, it doesn't. It's a banana."
"Yes, this is a banana, not a monster."

Rachel was hiding in the bushes and growling.

"Mommy, I found my hand."
"Was it at the end of your arm?"
"Yes!"