"Mom, is Ancient Egypt real?" Rachel asked one day.

"Yes, dear. It really existed," I answered.

"I want to go to Ancient Egypt and visit the Stinks," she said.

"Oh, Honey, you can't visit ancient Egypt, because that was a very long time ago. You can visit modern Egypt, though. Why do you want to go there?" I said.

"Because I want to see the Stinks!" she happily said.

The Stinks? "Do you mean the Sphinx?" I asked.

"Yes!" she giggled. "I want to see the Stinks, like on 'Bubble Guppies' (a kid's cartoon which she loves and I can't stand, so I never watch it)."