Makayla: "Mommy, the apple juice was low, so I added more water. Now we have lots!"
Oh no. Really? Samuel had just poured himself more juice, poor kid.
His reaction: "It takes like sour water."
There are several things that I never expected to hear as a parent - both from the kids and from my own mouth. Things like "I don't care if he likes it, stop killing your brother."