In a cute, sing-song baby voice, "Do you want to play with the Abomination? There you go."
That's right, my infant is playing with an abomination - you know, from the Hulk.
But wait, there's more. You think we'd give a gross, dangerous thing like that access to our house? (The Abomination, not the baby - though babies can be slimy at times).
Actually, Marvel has been making happy, cutesy versions of their characters for younger audiences - which makes it possible for your children to drool on some of the scariest, most dangerous creatures ever to grace one's imagination. There's just something wrong about the Abomination with a cute smiley face though - it's - dare I say it? An Abomination!
-Dom
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