School has been in session for 3 weeks now. I'm glad I check my kids' work, because it makes me laugh.
Samuel showed me a returned test he did really well on, scoring 27/30. One of the points he missed answered this question:
"How might a geographer divide up the earth to study and why?"
He wrote, "A geographer might divide the earth into longitude and latitude to study because he has a test on it."
He made a snarky comment on a test!
Lisy waited too long to do homework. Her Ritalin had worn off. She asked me to help her focus, which I cannot do for her but wish I could. I did try to encourage her while I folded towels and then made dinner. Her assignment was to put her spelling words in sentences. Let's say I began to feel a little frustrated after awhile:
She'd better finish her homework.
You haven't finished your homework?!
Shouldn't you be doing your homework?
It's like she took the words right out of my mouth and placed them on the paper. Sigh.
Benjamin's spelling sentences were more amusing (and less embarrassing for me):
Eating cacti is very unpleasant.
Having superpowers can enable you to break your feet.
Because of your long and boring speech, I'm uninspired.
You kissing a warthog is unlikely and disturbing.
People that are spoiled are always unsatisfied.
(Dominic and I find this last one very profound.)